Funny I love you Quotes

Let’s dive into the funnier side of love, where romantic sentiments meet roars of laughter. This collection of funny I love you quotes will tickle your funny bone and tug at your heartstrings! Perfect for your special person on Valentine’s Day or just because!

Cute funny love quotes

  • “I love you more than I love pizza…and that’s saying something.”
  • “I love you like a nerd loves his calculator.”
  • “You’re my favorite reason to lose sleep. I love you, you adorable insomniac.”
  • “I love you even when you steal the blankets.”
  • “I love you more than coffee… but please don’t make me prove it.”
  • “If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, we’d only live in a very fancy castle.”
  • “You’re the ‘she’ to my ‘nanigans’. 
  • “I love you like a chubby kid loves cake. 
  • “Our love is like a good sitcom, full of laughs and I’m always waiting for the next episode.
  • “I love you more than there are stars in the sky…and grains of sand on the beach…and atoms in the universe…and socks lost in the laundry.”
  • “If love was a sport, I’d want to be on your team.”
  • “If you were words, you’d be the entire dictionary because you mean everything to me.”
  • “I love you like a squirrel loves nuts – unconditionally and obsessively.”
  • “I love you more than I hate doing the dishes.”
  • “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.”
  • “I love you like a lazy person loves their bed.”
  • “I love you like a cat loves laying in the sun. You warm my world.”
  • “I love you more than any Wi-Fi password I’ve ever known.”
  • “I love you like a bear loves honey – sticky, sweet, and hard to resist.”

More short love quotes

  • “Just in case you forgot, I love you.”
  • “Hey, by the way, I love you.”
  • “Just another text to remind you that I love you.”
  • “You. Me. Love. That’s it.”
  • “I thought of you and smiled.”
  • “If you’re reading this, I love you.”
  • “Just a casual reminder: I love you.”
  • “Wanted to let you know that I love you. That’s all.”
  • “I just thought I’d tell you. I love you.”
  • Hey, did I mention I love you today?”
  • “Oh, by the way, I love you.”
  • “You know I love you, right?”
  • “Just a heads up, I still love you.”
  • “Your daily reminder: I love you.”
  • “Hey, guess what? I love you.”
  • “Don’t forget, I love you.”
  • “Hey there, love you.”
  • “Just thought you should know, I love you.”
  • “Before you go, remember, I love you.”

​I love you more than funny quotes

  • “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.”
  • “I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a
    panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a care bear, I’d fight a care bear for you.”
  • “I love you more than apple pie loves ice cream.”
  • “I love you more than a garden gnome loves mischief.”
  • “I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye.”
  • “I love you more than a hipster loves a pierced ear”
  • “I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.”
  • ” I love you more than a shopaholic loves a shop window”
  • “I love you more than a little girl dreams of love”
  • “I love you like Elon Musk loves his bank account”
  • “I love you like the princess bride loved her farm boy”
  • I love your more than Albert Einstein loves math.
  • “I love you like peanut butter loves jelly”
  • I love you more than Russell Brand loves unfiltered rants on social media.

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Famous Romantic Love Quotes

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.”

Erma Bombeck

“It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.”

Agatha Christie

“Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”

Ambrose Bierce

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”

Phyllis Diller

“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”

Lily Tomlin

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”

Charles M. Shulz

“Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.”

Chris Rock

“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride; so I love you because I know no other way.”

Pablo Neruda

“I love thee, I love but thee with a love that shall not die. Till the sun grows cold and the stars grow old.”

William Shakespeare

“Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.”

Lucille Ball

“Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.”

Jerry Seinfeld

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.”

Friedrich Nietzsche

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

Dr. Seuss

“The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.”

Blaise Pascal

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.”

Joan Crawford

“Some people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them. But you keep the promise anyway. That’s what love is. Love is keeping the promise anyway.”

John Green

“What comes from the heart, goes to the heart.”

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

“Life is a flower of which love is the honey.”

Victor Hugo

“Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.”

Maya Angelou

“Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.”

Lemony Snicket

“Where there is love there is life.”

Mahatma Gandhi

“To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.”

Mark Twain

“Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.”

George Burns

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