Funny I Love You More Than Quotes
Find the right words to say I love you to your special person with our collection of funny ‘I Love You More Than’ quotes.
I love you more than
- “I love you more than a squirrel loves nuts.”
- “I love you more than there are grains of sand on every beach, on every planet, of every galaxy in the universe.”
- “I love you more than I hate doing the dishes.”
- “I love you more than a cat loves a sunny spot.”
- “I love you more than there are stars in the sky… and that’s a lot, because I’ve tried counting.”
- “I love you more than a caffeine addict loves coffee.”
- “I love you more than a dog loves chasing its tail.”
- “I love you more than a bear loves honey.”
- “I love you more than I love hitting the snooze button.”
- “I love you more than the amount of likes on a celebrity’s selfie.”
- “I love you more than the feeling of popping bubble wrap.”
- “I love you more than when I get the exact right amount of ketchup for my fries.”
- “I love you more than a seagull loves stealing people’s food at the beach.”
- “I love you more than finding money in my old pair of jeans.”
- “I love you more than the joy of canceling plans.”
- “I love you more than free samples at a food market.”
- “I love you more than I hate doing laundry.”
- “I love you more than a bear loves honey.”
- “I love you more than a monkey loves bananas.”
- “I love you more than my bed on cold winter mornings.”
- “I love you more than a good hair day.”
- “I love you more than when I get a seat on a crowded bus.”
Funny love quotes
- “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.”
- “I love you more than there are stars in the sky and fish in the sea.”
- “I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a
panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a care bear, I’d fight a care bear for you.” - “I love you more than apple pie loves ice cream.”
- “I love you more than a garden gnome loves mischief.”
- “I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye.”
- “I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.”
- “I love you more than a little girl dreams of love’
- I love your more than Albert Einstein loves math.
- “I love you enough to irritate hundreds of people by expressing it on Facebook.”
More funny quotes
- “I love you more than zombies love brains.”
- “I love you like a monkey loves bananas.”
- “I love you more than I love napping. And trust me, I really love napping.”
- “I love you like biscuits and gravy.”
- I love you more than peanut butter loves jelly.
- “I love you like I love my morning coffee.”
- “I love you like an alcoholic loves happy hour.”
- I love you like a politician loves power.”
- “I love you more than pirates love treasure.”
- “I love you like a lawyer loves a loophole.”
- “I love you more than I love bacon… and that’s a lot.”
- “I love you like an old man loves his porch swing.”
- “I love you like a nerd loves a calculator.”
- “I love you more than Santa loves cookies and milk.”
- “I love you like a cop loves donuts.”
- “I love you more than a millionaire loves his bank account.’
- “I love you like a squirrel loves nuts.”
- “I love you more than a teacher loves apples.”
- “I love you more than all the ‘likes’ on Facebook.”
- “I love you more than a burger loves french fries”
- “I love you like the Cookie Monster loves cookies.”
- “I love you more than I love sleeping in.”
- “I love you more than the entire world.”
- “I love you more than the Kardashians love social media.”
- “I love you like an emo loves tight pants.”
- “I love you more than a hipster loves a pierced ear.”
- “I love you more than the Joker loves playing tricks on Batman.”
- “I love you like a cactus loves the rain.”
More cute love quotes
- “I love you more than a fat kid loves a chocolate cake.”
- “I love you more than Harry Potter loves a good spell.”
- “I love you more than a dog loves its favorite chew toy.”
- “I love you more than Dr. Seuss loves rhyming.”
- “I love you more than a British love their tea.”
- “I love you more than Johnny Depp loves playing eccentric characters.”
- “I love you more than a bird loves soaring in the sky.”
- “I love you more than a dentist loves teeth.”
- ” I love you more than a toothbrush love toothpaste”
- “I love you more than Stephenie Meyer loves vampires and werewolves.”
- “I love you more than a sailor loves the sea.”
- “I love you more than a woman loves a perfect pair of shoes.”
- “I love you more than Frida Kahlo loved her art.”
- “I love you more than the little girl who dreams of love for the first time.”
- “I love you more than the hardest problem a philosopher loves to solve.”
- “I love you more than an alcoholic loves beer on a bad day.”
- “I love you more than George Clooney loves his Italian villa.”
- “I love you more than the entire universe expanding endlessly.”
- “I love you more than a starling loves to sing.”
- “I love you more than Darth Vader loves the dark side.”
- “I love you more than a rookie police officer loves serving justice.”
- “I love you more than John Legend loves serenading the world”
- “I love you more than fairytales love happy endings”
You’re the best thing
- “I love you more than a prince charming loves his princess.”
- “I love you more than Dr. Seuss loves whimsical rhymes.”
- “I love you more than a starry night loves the moon.”
- “I love you more than a school kid loves snow days.”
- “I love you more than Paulo Coelho loves writing about journeys.”
- “I love you more than an ice cream lover dreads a hot summer day.”
- “I love you more than a philosophy student loves debating existentialism.”
- “I love you more than a little girl dreams of true love.”
- “I love you more than an elementary school student loves recess.”
- “I love you more than a love letter loves a poetic ending.”
- “I love you more than a roller coaster ride loves making hearts race.”
- “I love you more than a teddy bear loves being cuddled.”
- “I love you more than a kid loves staying up past their bedtime.”
- “I love you more than a detective loves a good mystery.”
- “I love you more than an author loves a plot twist.”
- “I love you more than a traveler loves a new destination.”
- “I love you more than a bookworm loves the smell of old books.”
- “I love you more than a poet loves the rhythm of words.”
- “I love you more than a surfer loves the perfect wave.”
- “I love you more than a night owl loves the quiet of the evening.”
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