40 Funny Engagement Wishes
Engagements are beautiful milestones beginning a couple’s journey towards wedded bliss. And what better way to celebrate than by infusing a bit of humor into the mix?
Here is a collection of 40 funny engagement wishes that will convey your happiness and elicit a hearty laugh or two.
For the Perfect Match
- “Congratulations on your engagement, my best friend! Now you have someone to share the rest of your life and Netflix password with. Best wishes!”
- “Dear friend, I’m so happy you’ve found your soul mate. But remember, ‘soul mate’ is just a fancy term for ‘the person who will put up with you for the rest of your lives.'”
- “So, you’re getting hitched! Make sure that new ring doesn’t get in the way of your poker nights. Can’t wait for your engagement party.
- “Best engagement wishes to the happy couple! Can’t wait to see your love story turn into an epic saga of arguments over who takes out the trash.”
- “I hear the engagement ring’s size is directly proportional to the number of late-night parties ending. Good luck, dear friend.”
- “Congratulations! You’ve just moved from being a bachelor to a groom-to-be. Your bachelor brigade will miss you.”
- “May your life together be full of love, late nights, and lots of pizza! Here’s to a life of stealing each other’s slices. Warm wishes!”
- “To my best friend on your special occasion, remember love is like a deck of cards; in the beginning, all you need are two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’ll want a club and a spade.”
- “Warmest wishes to my newly engaged friend. I’m already searching for the open bar at your engagement party.”
- “May your life together be a wonderful journey filled with happy tears…from laughing so hard at each other’s choices. Congratulations!”
The New Journey Ahead
- “Here’s to a lifetime of happiness, love, and good wishes. And by that, I mean a lifetime of agreeing with your wife’s choices.”
- “Congratulations on your engagement! A word of advice, start practicing saying ‘Yes, dear.’ You’ll be using it a lot.”
- “To my close friend, your new journey is like a kid’s birthday party – messy, loud, and you’ll wish you could nap in the middle of it. Happy engagement!”
- “Dear friend, may your life together be full of love, late-night parties, and lost remote control fights.”
- “Your engagement ring is lovely. I hope your fiance’s choices in wedding plans are just as good. Best engagement wishes!”
- “Congratulations on your engagement! Now you’re one step closer to the wonderful life of arguing over where to go for dinner.”
- “The second type of couple: those who fight over the remote. Wishing you the best of luck on your special day!”
- “Sincere congratulations on your engagement. May you always cherish each other’s fingers… to stop them from changing the TV channel.”
- “Congrats on your engagement! May every passing day bring you closer to the world’s oldest workshop – compromise.”
- “The engagement ring is a symbol of your love. It also symbolizes that you can’t run off to Vegas on a whim anymore. Best wishes!”
Cheers to the Long Haul
- “Congratulations on your engagement. This is just the first step towards a life of seeing your partner’s clothes all over the floor. Best of luck!”
- “Congratulations on your big news! Can’t wait to see your lovely couple transform into a great couple with matching bathrobes.”
- “Congrats on surviving the engagement! Next step surviving the wedding plans, and then, the whole life together.”
- “Good news! You’re engaged! Bad news, your bachelor party days are numbered. Happy engagement wishes!”
- “Congrats on the upcoming wedding! Here’s to the rest of your life being full of love, happiness, and arguments over who left the toilet seat up.”
- “May your wedding day be the start of a wonderful journey… a journey of discovering each other’s annoying habits. Best engagement wishes!”
- “Happy engagement! May your beautiful life together also be full of leaving parties early because ‘we have to feed the cat.'”
- “Congratulations on taking the next step towards becoming the world’s perfect couple – perfect for arguing over breakfast cereals. Warm wishes!”
- “Happy engagement to the couple who has finally decided to get hitched and give up on stealing each other’s fries.”
- “Congratulations on your engagement! You guys are the perfect match, like cookies and cream, spaghetti and meatballs, arguing and grocery shopping. Cheers to a lifetime of love and supermarket disagreements!
Section 4: The Big Day Is Coming
- “Congratulations on your engagement! May god bless you with enough patience for wedding planning and your partner’s choices in color schemes.”
- Happy engagement! Here’s to a beautiful journey filled with love, happiness, and a lifetime supply of your favorite takeout menus because nothing says ‘forever’ like sharing a pizza.
- “Engagement means you’ve agreed to spend the rest of your life saying ‘I told you so.’ Happy engagement wishes!”
- On your special day, remember, the secret to a happy marriage is… still a secret. Best of luck for the big day!”
- “Congratulations on your engagement! I can’t wait for the wedding. I’ve been practicing my dance moves for the ‘Chicken Dance’.”
- “Best wishes to my close friend on their engagement. Remember, a happy marriage is about finding the right person to argue with forever.”
- “Your engagement has warmed our hearts. Mostly because the thought of you two arguing over a wedding theme is hilarious.
- “Congratulations on your engagement! Now you’re only a few short steps away from the joys of budgeting, parenting, and other exciting arguments.”
- “Congratulations on your engagement! Now you can legally annoy that one special person for the rest of your life. Good luck!”
- “Congrats! Can’t wait to celebrate your special day with an open bar… I mean, with heartfelt engagement wishes. Happy engagement!”
A little humor can make any occasion memorable, especially something as significant as an engagement. Use these funny engagement quotes to add a touch of laughter to this joyful event. So, whether you’re giving a toast at the engagement party or writing a card, these funny engagement wishes will make the happy couple’s day even more special because love and laughter go hand in hand.
